11 Mistakes Women Make In Bed

Sex plays an important role in a man's life to say the very least. Sex is one of those thin but strong threads that connect us to those strange beings...women. For some reason women never seem to want to discuss specifics when it comes to sex.

We measure everything in specific numbers...time, miles per hour, etc. Women tend not to be as accurate when it comes to sex. After making love I’ll bet your partner’s usual response is “That was nice.” If you asked her to elaborate she might say “Couldn’t you tell that I finished?” Unless you want to get smacked, the smart thing to do is stop asking questions.

I’ll describe the top 10 mistakes that almost all women make (from a man’s perspective) during sex. As previously stated, men like specifics so I'm going to rank these mistakes 1 through 10 by how often they are made.

1. Insisting on condoms every time

Making love with a condom all the time can get boring. Women want us to wear them for obvious reasons, such as protection from STDs or pregnancy. There are other options to consider. Alleviating any concerns by getting tested for STDs is one option, trying other methods of birth control is another.

2. Faking orgasm

Never pretend that you are about to climax during the second minute of intercourse. Don’t think for a minute that he buys your acting job no matter how brilliantly it was performed. When you see your partner’s lips trembling it’s not from pleasure, more than likely he is doing everything he can to keep himself from laughing. Assuming your partner has some tact, he won’t want to hurt your feelings so he’ll do everything possible to control the laughing.

3. Personal grooming

Most women do an immaculate job at personal hygiene. It’s a huge turn off when you have to halt your partner's advances only to conceal the fact you didn't shave your legs.

4. Unnecessary movement

Cowgirl is one of my favorite sexual positions. Your breasts look great all exposed with your arms raised to the sky but I'd prefer it if you leaned in closer with your hands against the bed. Please keep in mind that we have to move underneath you and anything you can do to lighten the load would be greatly appreciated.

5. Talking after sex

Don’t expect your man to whisper any tender words after sex. He’s probably dead tired and sucked dry (literally and figuratively). He just put in a lot of work, perhaps more work than you did and right now he just wants a 5-minute break. Don’t listen to anything he says after sex…he’ll say just about anything if it gets him some rest.

6. Be quiet in the bathroom

If you have to get out of bed to use the bathroom do so quietly. If you have to “finish” yourself off do your man a favor and turn on the water so that he doesn’t have to hear what’s going on. If he suspected that you didn’t climax during sex he could easily become embarrassed and/or upset.

7. Let the man undress you

We know that your clothes are delicate and expensive and that’s why you want to remove them yourself. But at times like this let the man feel like a man and undress you himself. Don’t worry, when a man knows that he’s about to have sex he can become very gentle and delicate.

8. Not knowing how to perform fellatio

No matter what, never use your teeth! Men love fellatio when it’s performed gently and with care. The penis is incredibly sensitive so be sure that you treat it accordingly. Bear in mind that what one man enjoys another might not. His erection will tell you if what you are doing is working.

9. Not letting us know what you like

We aren’t mind readers. Unless you let us know exactly what you do and don’t like we may never get it right. Don’t be afraid or embarrassed to show us how you like to be touched. Just like men, women like to be touched in different ways. Some women like circular stroking while others like it fast. Some like cunillingus while others don't need any clitoral stimulation. Just show us what to do and we’ll be happy to do it.

10. Not getting regular check ups

If you suspect that something might be wrong with you or you just don’t feel well go see a doctor. There are plenty of STDs that have almost no symptoms so take care of yourself and your partner and get checked out.

11. Don’t be afraid of a little adventure

Here’s some free advice. Men like to try new things. Nobody wants to get stuck doing the same thing over and over. Mix it up. Why not try some sex toys?