Bad Sex Tips II

The fact that your girlfriend does not complain about your behavior in bed does not mean that she is absolutely satisfied with your love relationships. I want to remind you that there are at least 17 things that can spoil her enjoyment.

1. Industrious search of G-spot
   Your wish to surprise your girlfriends with new sensations and amazing pleasures is laudable. Perhaps you have already read tons of articles on this matter and now your goal is to practice the new knowledge. Your intentions are very good, but the result is not worth hours of searching that is likely to become very tiring.
   Insert a finger into the vagina and try to find something bean-shaped and porous. This is the searched G-spot. Try to stimulate it very gently. No reaction? Give up stimulation and pass to something more effective.
2. Going to the toilet during lovemaking
   Naturally, your bladder is the last thing you think about during foreplay, so do not be surprised if you feel like going to the toiled at the most inappropriate moment. Do you really think she will be glad to wait until you come back? No, she will feel lonely and given up, and her sex drive will reach the point 'zero”. Your untimely sprint to the WC can be taken for unwillingness to make love to her. I bet she will manage to get dressed while you are pussing. The way out is simple: go to the toilet in advance.
3. Gnash
   Kissing her lips during sex is very romantic. That is why you toughen neck muscles trying to suck in her lips. Didn't you realize yet that kissing while you are moving up and down is quite uncomfortable? Isn't it evident that tender kiss turns into a hellish grinding of teeth . Don't worry about her dentist's income: kiss her before and after intercourse, rather than during it.
4. Answering the Phone
   This could be very important news, for instance postpone of a football match date. It's a second of conversation! It's an unimportant break for you, but your girlfriend might think that trifling chat with a friend seems to you more attractive than her. Disconnect the phone and enjoy lovemaking!
5. Haste
   You get ready in three seconds and you suppose that the same amount of time is enough for her. Unfortunately, lubrication is possible only after stimulation of some certain zones. Trying to make love without paying attention whether the girl is wet enough equal to stuff a horse into a kennel: too much mess without good result.
6. Moaning and groaning
   I don't want to say that you should be absolutely silent, as in this case she might think you are indifferent to what is happening in the bed. Let her know you enjoy lovemaking! However this does not mean you should cry like a porn star: “oh! yeah! feel it, baby!”. Your girlfriend is unlikely to approve of your intention to prepare for starring a porn movie. She will laugh at your attempts to seem sexy. Impress her by something else.
7. Sweat
   It's quite natural to sweat during sex – but do not let the sweat drop onto your girlfriend. Wet body looks sexy only in movies. In reality it might seem awful to her. Whip the forehead with your hand and let the girl ride.
8. Asking : Are you OK?
   Though you do not doubt that she will appreciate your attention, do know that the peak of sexual excitement is not the high time to ask whether she is OK. She is getting enjoyment, she is fantasizing about a brutal mechanic who is fucking her on the hood. Your voice will force her to turn back on Earth. She is very unlikely to be grateful to you.

9. Too long lovemaking
   You might not consider sex enjoyable enough if it lasts less than for a hour. However your girlfriend might not agree with you as her vagina is likely to get absolutely dry. If you realize that she didn't cum within half an hour, make good use of her tongue and help her to cum. Perhaps your cock is useless now.
10. Having socks on
    You think that naked torso and the area above it is enough for good sex. You might ask: Why should I put off my socks? But did you ever think how you look with naked body and socks on your feet? If your socks are white, than you look like a striptease dancer. If your socks are of another color, than you will look like a football player in the locker-room. Do you really think you look sexy?
11. Apologizing for early finish
    Obviously she should cum before you, but things happen. Do you really think she needs your apologizing and excuses that are similar to nagging of a 10 year boy who was late for the lesson because his alarm clock broke down. If you feel you are ready and she is not, whisper how sexy she is. This is much better than baby talk