10 Women to Avoid

1. Your friend's wife

This is also known as forbidden fruit. It might come as no surprise that one day you will think that there is no more beautiful or sexy woman than the one your friend managed to marry.
But trying to begin a romance with your friend's wife is one of the worst ways to fulfill your fantasies. Why would you want to turn your life into a soap opera?

2. A very rich woman

It’s easy to fall in love with a rich woman. She has enough money for the solarium, cosmetologists and plastic surgery. It is much more difficult to gain her favor. While trying to live up to her life style, going to her classy restaurants, wearing the right clothes and buying expensive cars you’ll waste a lot of time and money. Read the society column in the newspaper. You will find a lot of stories about how rich and famous women marry rich and famous men. But there is not much mention of these women marrying poor men.

3. Your ex

There are plenty of stories of ex lovers working through their problems and getting back together but this isn’t usually how it plays out. Remember, there were reasons that you split up in the first place. Do you think it’s that easy for a person to change? Do you really think your ex will stop speaking on the phone for hours, shaving her legs with your razor and will become a football fan? Everyone can feel nostalgic but why step on the same rake? Even if this rake has a perfect body and you feel lonely.

4. Careful bore

She will always be with you and nothing else is important for her. She does not have her interests and will never have any. She doesn’t have time for anything besides you. She will call you 50 times a day and will meet you at work.

5. Woman-vamp

Blood red nails, scarlet lips, sexy clothes, a fatal look and voice leading you to sin. She beckons you with her magnificent naked body; she gives you a glass of champagne and shamelessly licks your belly. Do you think anyone is going to warn you against such dangerous temptation? Not at all. Every normal man would be glad to have such a luxurious woman in his bed. The matter is that vampires exist only in movies. In reality a woman vamp is a being whose beauty is bigger than her living room.

6. Fortuneteller

Sooner or later every man meets a woman who is eager to predict his future (his life together with her, of course). She has plenty of tools to this: tarot cards, foresight, crystal ball, etc. While having an orgasm she communicates with cosmic creatures and comes back from these meetings bringing new marching orders for you.

7. Your Boss

You’re lucky. You have a great boss and not an animal that rests their gut on the desk. She is responsible, tactful, and active, has big breasts and is beautiful. She is a good-natured person. You feel you can take some liberties not mentioned in your employment agreement. For example, asking her back to your place for a cup of coffee. You don’t want to do this at any cost even if you think she might be willing. If for any reason you find that your romantic encounter fails you might find yourself standing in line at the unemployment agency.

8. Your neighbour

She has recently moved to the flat next to yours and your romantic feelings begin. At first you smile at each other, then you began having dinners together, and then... Then happens what you expect and the trouble starts.

9. Underage girls

Perfect body, fresh skin, wonderful hair, she doesn’t need any cosmetics, she is like a peach, a flower, she is merry like a bird. But can you remain in your right mind communicating with a peach, flower or bird? You end up talking about Leonardo Di Caprio, Britney Spears and anything else she thinks is cool.

10. Pet lovers

You can deal with small scratches or hair on your trousers. But you don’t want to share your woman’s time, affection and kisses with her pet. You also don’t want to rearrange your life to accommodate the animal. How many movies have you had to miss because the puppy was sick? Also, lets not forget to mention that the puppy gets jealous when you two try to spend some time together.