10 Tips For An Adulterer

People cheat. It’s a fact of life. Most of the time it’s the man cheating on the woman but lets not kid ourselves, women have been know to cheat as well.

Some cheat all the time, some of them do it rarely. Some cheating is done in secret while others do it openly. Lets suppose you are going to cheat but you value your marriage and don’t want to divorce your spouse. You love your wife and don’t want to hurt her, or to provoke her unfaithfulness as a response to yours. In order to help you solve this problem we have formulated some rules of perfect adultery...

Rule 1. Control your emotions

You might care about your lover but under no circumstances do you want to fall in love with them. A man in love is hopeless, his feelings are written all over his face. Your wife can forgive you for your curiosity but she is very unlikely to forgive you for and deeper feelings that occur. So all this is going to end with a scandal and divorce. But that’s not what you want. This rule is quite difficult to follow but there is always a moment when it is not late to stop.

Rule 2. Stay away from crazy women

A crazy woman can ruin everything. She might show up to your birthday party, phone your wife and argue with her, or tell the world about your relationship. Even if she doesn’t take it to that extreme she might not follow all the rules. The same can be said about nervous women. To hell with them! And stay away from women under 20 because they can be absolutely unpredictable.

Rule 3. Keep it a secret

The less people know about your romance, the better. Don’t tell your neighbor, co-workers, relatives or friends. Avoid going to places where people know who you are. Be as careful as possible. Also, the most important thing is to not let your wife’s friends find out about it. They will be sure to spill your secret.

Rule 4. It’s better to keep quiet than to lie

Men are bad liars. If you tell too many lies you will no doubt be caught eventually. So avoid directly lying.

Rule 5. Create false suspicion

For example, try flirting with a blonde in a nightclub in the presence of your wife. Your wife might hit you but she’ll think that’s the worst thing you could be doing. There is a more complicated method to consider. Have friendly relationships with a woman, this can be your ex-room mate or a co-worker, etc. And of course your wife must be informed about your friendship. Your wife will be a bit jealous, but only a little. Her jealously will be a false target and you will be able to do everything you wish if your wife’s attention is focused on the wrong things.

Rule 6. Mind the details

A hair on your jacket, the scent of perfume, a tie given to you by your lover. These are all pieces of evidence that you are cheating. Don’t let these things be found.

Rule 7. Control your wife…don’t let her control you

If you don’t want to get caught cheating then always know where your wife is. Keep in touch with your wife. A cell phone is a great tool to do this. This creates an illusion of control but she won’t know exactly where you are.

Rule 8. Have some spare money

Set some money aside. Taking on another lover isn’t cheap. Al Capone went to prison for tax dodging but you can be unmasked if your wife reveals a whole in the family finances.

Rule 9. Avoid trouble

Don’t get your lover pregnant or catch any STDs. You must avoid conflicts with your lover. Treat her like your wife. Be calm, kind, patient and don’t promise things you can’t do or have no control over. Do not provoke her revenge otherwise you might lose your lover and your wife.

Rule 10. Always be watchful.

Having an affair isn’t easy. It’s hard work to pull it off. Never get lazy, never get comfortable and don’t get overconfident that you won’t get caught.

One more little piece of advice; you'd better use sex toys to keep things safe and fun. We doubt that your wife will be jealous of a sex doll.