10 Things She Hates About You in Bed (part II)

6. Do not fall asleep in 2 seconds after orgasm

Do not get in the arms of Morpheus immediately after sex. Of course, there are some physiological reasons that cause a man to be sleepy after they ejaculate.

After orgasm the amount of glycogen in blood decreases considerably. Glycogen is animal sugar that is found in the liver and muscles.

When a person lacks glycogen he or she feels very tired. Since men have bigger muscle bulk than women, they get more exhausted after sex. She will also feel she needs to have rest but a little later than you. Try not to fall asleep immediately after you ejaculated, this is really possible. Women do find it very romantic to kiss and to speak a little after sex. You could make love for more than 2-5 minutes and you make some more efforts to please her!

7. Forget about other women

Not a word about other women! No matter how many ex lovers you have, your girlfriend should not know anything about them, especially about how good or bad they were in bed. You are making love to her, and not to anyone else. Of course, you can jokingly suggest having a threesome with a famous actress, if your girlfriend is not too jealous. But keep in mind: at the moment when she takes off her panties she must become the only woman in the world for you.

8. Don't turn sex into comedy

May be you have great sense of humor, may be you are a very good comedy actor, even better than Jim Carrey, but you should know that bed is not the best place for displaying your talents. Of course, women have sense of humor, but they hate it when the partner turns sex into comedy. Perhaps irony and sarcasm make your life easier, but do get rid of these qualities together with clothings.

9. Don't give her spicy body parts foolish nicknames

Speak plainly without platitudes and infantility. She does not care how you call your favorite part of the body when you masturbate or when you are cracking jokes with friends. She is not a little girl who plays doctor with you. Sex is a game for adults. Become adult before you start having sex.

10 Do not forget about physiological differences between you and your partner

She is not a sex doll that does not care how much you weight. She is not a sexy vagina that is always ready to please you whenever you want. She does need foreplay to get ready for intercourse. Be gentle and patient enough to turn her on and to give her a whole range of erotic sensations. Let her change positions so that she could be active. She needs more time to achieve orgasm than you. Learn to be tender, learn to control yourself until she is ready to explode with orgasm.